Written by Mortal Kombucha

Meet Mortal Kombucha. Coming straight to your mouth from Boulder, Colorado, it’s not the quaint little soft spoken booch you’re used to. That’s now how it brews. Mortal Kombucha is a big, agro, juice-up, thumb in the eye of all those foo-foo drinks you’re used to. It’s a supersized, scoby slashing, fruit fist of fury that wants to hook up some people with some bada$$ bro-biotics.

Mortal Kombucha is the organic, non-gmo, vegan, gluten-free black sheep of the bacteria family. It’s watermelon and mint. It’s blackberry, sage and ginger. It’s maple lemonade and cayenne. It’s a margarita you can have 9-5, 5-9 or whenever you want. It’s real fruit, real raw, really alive kombucha that does whatever the fermented fruit it wants.

It’s available in 8 delicious flavors, all brimming with delicious probiotics and bursting with fruit flavor. But hold up, as a 1% For The Planet member, Mortal Kombucha loves the earth, but don’t get it mixed up for your sunrise salutation sipping booch. Mortal Kombucha is ‘SMACK YOUR FACE OFF AND CALL ME SALLY’ booch. It’s ‘RIP YOUR GUTS OUT, FEED IT SOME GOOD STUFF AND SHOVE ‘EM BACK IN’ booch!  It’s the booch your tarot card reader warned you about. It’s gut health in a bottle that you can chug, slam and slurp. It’s swole bubbles that flex on flavor. It’s fruit flavors that curl your lips into a smile.

With fruit, probiotics, vitamins, minerals and amazing filtered Rocky Mountain Spring Water, Mortal Kombucha helps you deliciously fight death, no matter how you do it: running marathons, skipping ropes, jumping off cliffs, netflix binging, motorcycle riding, paragliding, train hopping, tae-kwon do-ing, whatever. Because life isn’t worth living if you can’t fight death. Grab a bottle throw it back, feel the effervescence tickle your soul. Mortal Kombucha isn’t your ordinary kombucha. Mortal Kombucha is killer booch.

Cheers!

+These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.